Sunday Edition

In recent news: Millions shocked when old guy they presumed was racist actually turns out to be racist old guy. Racists at rally miss out on several opportunities. Usain Bolt suffers career ending injury in final race of career. Channing Tatum dances at gas station, Elephant denied trial in India. And some other stuff.

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Thursday Edition

Here is the news. Donald Trump has trouble with "word screen". Chick-fil-A releases Trump-fil-A sandwich. Mormon guy excommunicated. Malia Obama is 19. AP writers fired for shitty headline. Couple has sex at state fair. And a few other things.

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Sunday Edition

In today's news: Putin goes shirtless. Beyonce and Jay-Z skate. Hilary Duff holds a dying boy. Fox News dick pics. Mars Rover turns 5. Why you shouldn't sleep with a bear's wife. All girls team banned from Little League World Series. A rock hyrax. Guy browses porn at work for the last time. And a little more.

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